Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend and gasp, she's white! At least he's consistent. The shamed golfer is now dating a 22 year-old named Alyse Lahti Johnston. Alastair, Alyse's stepdad, worked with Tiger and introduced her to the selfish male slut.
The f*ckship has been going on for several weeks now and they were even spotted on his luxury yacht in Florida last week. Alyse got a DUI in Florida last year and she pretty much just wants to have sex with a sex addict. Sounds like a good plan.
Sources reveal: "She didn't consider herself Tiger's girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up," and she's also a bit of a wild child. She definitely likes to have fun. She just wants to have a good time and lots of fun. I can definitely see her considering sex with Tiger a lot more fun than a relationship with him."
Alyse reportedly came from a rich family, so she doesn't care about Tiger's money. Right... well actually, that does sound true cause Tiger buys his chicks a Subway sandwich and dumps the ones that ask for a few hundred dollars.
You know that everything is always all about Tiger: He flies you in only for sex, not vacations, you're on the rag and he tells you to yank out your tampon, and he sees a handful of other chicks simultaneously, yet tells you that you're the only one. Tiger doesn't sound "fun," he sounds like a nightmare!
RadarOnline reported on Monday that Johnston is just looking for a good time.Johnston reportedly sent a text message to a friend "saying she didn't consider herself Tiger's girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up."According to the New York Post, Johnston's biological father is "former St. Louis Cardinal pitcher Jeff Lahti."
The New York Post says that according to an arrest report, Johnston was arrested after crashing her car into another vehicle. The report says that Johnston's breathalyzer result was .210 - more than twice the legal limit. The paper also reports that she allegedly told arresting officers "I am so humiliated. I want to die."
She wound up pleading no contest to a lesser charge of improper change of lane, reports CBS affiliate WTSP.Johnston's stepfather, Alistair Johnston, is a high-ranking executive at IMG, the sports agency that represents Woods. According to RadarOnline.com, Johnston's biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti.
Woods' 5-year marriage to model Elin Nordegren ended last year after numerous women claimed to be having affairs with Woods. Nordegren recently purchased a $12.2 million waterfront mansion in North Palm Beach.